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Everything I know about Martin Luther King is based on one verse of a U2 songVia someecards

Everything I know about Martin Luther King is based on one verse of a U2 song

Via someecards

rudesby: My sweet Lord, the TRUTHINESS of this.

rudesby:

My sweet Lord, the TRUTHINESS of this.

(via chashlet)

hitrecordjoe: alexainslie: Oxford comma. (via Ty) ‘Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma,’ as they say.

hitrecordjoe:

alexainslie:

Oxford comma. (via Ty)

‘Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma,’ as they say.

SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I’M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT’S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT’S HILARIOUS.

GENIUS.

Read the entire thing from the top to the bottom, it’s quite awesome. 

imrapunzel:

katemcfuckingrath:

sylarwinchester:

daxterdd:

thehoboacrossthestreet:

This is completely worth the read.  I swear to God, you won’t regret it.

Read the whole thing, though.

DEAD
OMG 

beautiful.

OH MY GOSH

(via emperorofnerds)

LOL! Sticky with champagne on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/6017553

LOL!

Sticky with champagne on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/6017553

Am all for the Lapture! thinkstank: Alternative eschatological theories: it’s several possible ends of the world as we know them.

Am all for the Lapture!

thinkstank:

Alternative eschatological theories: it’s several possible ends of the world as we know them.

thatgirlpatty: FAPTURE.

thatgirlpatty:

FAPTURE.

Surely most have already seen this hilarious video, considering it has over 10 MILLION hits.

STILL MAKES ME LAUGH, EVERY TIME I WATCH IT.

Ultimate Dog Tease (by klaatu42)

When you accidently click on something scary.

But what’s scarier? The kind-of-sort-of Hammer pants?  ;-)

innerflame:

patsan:

BEST COMMENT EVAR

fuckyeahbretterlich:

OH GOD BRETT SINGING

BED NOW PANTS OFF

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