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Posts tagged i done gone cray cray

My brains, may I introduce you to them.

  • Gmail: OMG EMAIL ALERT FROM TUMBLR
  • Me: SAWEET! I've been a lamebutt and haven't been keeping up with any of my bajillion social networking thingie blogs and sites and shizz, so what is it?
  • Gmail: OMG @BrittHollenbrau IS FOLLOWING YOU.
  • Me: 0.0
  • Gmail: WUT
  • Me: 0.0
  • Gmail: UMMM...
  • Me: GAH I'VE A HUGE LADYCRUSH ON HER AND AND AND...
  • Gmail: And next, oh look! An e-card from your mom! How lovely!
  • Me: HYPERVENTILATING HERE, GMAIL WTF.
  • Gmail: OH GET OVER YOURSELF. You've got a hot new spam email from That Aunt Who Shan't Be Named!
  • Me: Hmph.
  • Gmail: She's a whackadoo, ain't she.
  • Me: I'm talking to my web email. I think I need to go to bed.
  • Gmail: You do that. I'll sift through this junk folder and giggle at all the penis-enlargement emails that misspell every word in vain hope that a misspelled word will bypass junk folder filters.
  • Me: WHY DON'T I HAVE THE NEWEST PSYCH SEASON ON DVD? What'swrongwithmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  • Gmail: Dude.