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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmm, boy."
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  • FRIEND (after observing nametag): This is a Cuban restaurant and that waiter's name is German.
  • ME: What is it?
  • FRIEND: German.
  • ME: What's his name?
  • FRIEND: It's German.
  • ME: What is it? "Kurt?"
  • FRIEND: His name is German.
  • ME: Wait, his name is G-E-R-...?
  • FRIEND: Yes.
  • ME: We just had a Who's on First thing there.
  • FRIEND: We really did.
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